Not to be outdone by their colleagues in the medical field, the Nevada Pharmacy Association has negotiated a new Prescription plan with the Nevada GOP. Details after the jump.
After minutes of hard negotiation, the Nevada GOP has negotiated the following plan.
Generic Drugs.
For each prescription for generic drugs, the Nevada GOP will pay the pharmacy 1 chicken. The patient co-pay will be 1 months chicken feed.
Preferred Brand Name Drugs
For each prescription for preferred brand name drugs, the Nevada GOP will pay the pharmacy 1 chicken, plus one year of chicken feed. The patient co-pay will be 1 gross of egg cartons.
Non-Preferred Brand Name Drugs
For each prescription for non-preferred brand name drugs, the Nevada GOP will pay the pharmacy 1 chicken, one year of chicken feed, and 12 pork bellies. The patient co-pay will be cutting the pork bellies into bacon along with smoking and packaging in burlap.
Non-formulary medications
Will not be covered, what do you think this is, France or something!