...because this is a private diary and -- thanks to the exalted eloquence of Republican/Tea Party Candidate Ayn Rand Paul -- I have decided not to let any black people read it.
So, if you're black, please click the BACK button and find another diary to read.
Also, you cannot read this diary if...
...you are gay, hispanic, Native American, jewish, taiwanese, gay-hispanic, jewish-native-taiwanese, a vegetarian, shorter than 5' 7", a pig farmer, someone who has ever made fresh pasta, a lover of the books of Stephen King, freckly, an owner of a Ford Festiva, are named Stuart or Howard or Annabelle, have a horizontal ass-crack, brush with cinnamon flavored toothpaste, are currently staying at a Motel 6, are without one or more of your tonsils, are a fan of the New York Mets, have licked jello off the breast of mammal, played the role of Annie in grade school, own one of those hats with an angle brim, punch people when you see a car with one headlight, possess a die with more than six sides, speak with a southern accent, have mutton chops, drink Diet Cherry Coke, like dentistry, can make a paper airplane, have shaved your pubic hair, or have ever removed the "do not remove" tag off one of your mattresses.
The rest of you may comment below, unless...
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