Warning: If you find cuss words offensive, hit the back button and select another diary. (My husband did!)
And now, onto Saturday nonsense...
Let me begin by quoting a Justin Halpern tweet:
http://twitter.com/...
"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."
Out of curiousity (and feeling terribly out of the loop on William Shatner's new show called S____ my dad says).....
I clicked on this story at Time article by Kayla Webley., followed the links and I haven't stopped laughing since.
Twas here that I learned about Justin Halpern, a 28 year old writer who had to move back in with his parents. He began tweeting and from there came a book and a tv show. Wow!Here are just a few. At the twitter link you will find many many more.
http://twitter.com/...
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord"
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
"Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back."
"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."
"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked
And my absolute favorite one:
"YOU, a published writer?..Internet don't count. Any asshole can throw shit up on there." (Book On Sale Today!)
Poor CBS, parents group is already threatening....
http://trekmovie.com/...
The announcement of William Shatner’s new sitcom $#*! My Dad Says is only a day old, and already it is stirring up controversy. CBS is touting the show as a "family comedy" and putting it on at 8:30 on Thursdays, but a parents group is denouncing CBS for its choice of title, and has announced a campaign to go after affiliates who air the show and advertisers who sponsor the show.
To which CBS responds:
The program is inspired by the wildly popular Twitter phenomenon, which now has more than 1.5 million followers and also has spawned a best-selling book of the same name. It will in no way be indecent and will adhere to all CBS standards. Parents who choose to do so will find the show can easily be blocked using their V Chip.
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