One might think, when blogging in one's PJ's, at 3 am, three tokes into the wind that weird shit in the world is somehow connected.
Remember the good old days when missing blondes, missing wives, runaway finacees were the staple of Cable tv news channels, local tv news broadcasts and even invading network evening national newscasts?
Remember when that bad old Jon Stewart starting calling them out for being less that journalistically responsible?
Well hold on to your hats!
How wonderful is this?
Today the important news of the past poked up in two different locations much like mushrooms do where the horseshit is buried.
Holy Greta Van Cistern, Batman! Joran van der Sleaze the heart throb Nederlander with the Jack the Ripper heart magically re-enters on stage right. Yes the nightmare in Aruba Part II. The Peruvian episode!
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News editors get ready! You may have to reduce attention to certain "world events" that grip the attention of "the world" but are tiresome or too distracting for American audiences. Can he, Did he, Might he .... have struck again! Can no one stop him?
Give me Nancy Grayyyyyse now! I need some searing outrage about the suspicious death of one person! I do not need all that damn worry about the deaths of 9, or 1,000 or 12. That kinda shit happens because of History stuff. They have their own channel.
Real news is about when people die singly in weird circumstances. Well I think so. And the TV news people get it!
Speaking of which... pinch me.. can this be true?
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The John Mark Karr-Jon Benet Ramsay nexus is back!
What else can we hope for? A Porn star going whacko.. literally whacko whacko with a sumarai sword?
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I was getting absorbed in the oil spill crisis but it looks like it will last for another 8 months and that's just too much time and energy for a downer story. Wake me up when that one ends!
Then Israel goes serious batshit crazy in front of the whole world like some embarrassing senile old uncle with anger issues. Stuff like that could raise issues about Israeli-American "exceptionalism" when it comes to the fate of the world. You don't wanna know who has nuke armed subs in the waters off "Persia" when we got Iranian centrifuges whirling around. Isn't there a new movie about the Prince of Persia? That should be good.
Anyyyway........ That's how it looks from the valley tonight!.
Good news stuff ahead!