So I have very little time left, as do the rest of us, to concoct a good costume for Sunday's fun. Let's put our collective thinking hats on:
What to DO?
Idea #1:
Don a witch's hat and tape a red circle with a line through it to the hat. Then wear a sign around my neck that says "I'm You".
Not so much, huh?
Idea #2:
Dress up as a giant teabag and carry around a shredded copy of the Bill of Rights.
But I have NO idea how I'd make a teabag.
Idea #3:
Dress up in a classy business suit with a set of pearls and a cheesy reddish-blond wig and run around telling people they look Asian.
No, too obscure.
I give up. HELLLPPPPP!