Kentucky Wisdom-
(Overheard at redneck (you know who you are) family gathering just before the election of Aqua Buddha Rand Paul - Kentucky Senator)
"Sheeut!----used to be you could tell a nigger joke and everbody laughed, (everybody laughs) - an' then there was that damn p'litical krectness thang where you had to watch out fer who you told them jokes in front of. Damn, them jokes is so funny. Now they went too far an' you got a black nigger in the white house; git it? Black White. Perty soon you won't even git to tell a joke about dumb blondes. Ah'm avotin fer that whut's he's name? Oh yeah, Ru Paul, er wuz it Randy or sumthin' They sed thet he sed a rest'rant should be allowed to put up a sign asayin' "NO COLOREDS!" Now that's my kinda man! Ah'm avotin fer Randy Paul an' you' better do the same if you wanna keep them niggers an' beaners from takin' over."