Hello, firstly I would like to thank laFeminista for giving me forum to speak out, my name is Tallulah Turkey. I am writing on behalf of my comrades in the Union of Turkeys and Allied Fowl.
You heartless bastards! You unmitigated evil misbegotten wretches!
I may be pardoned, oh... I see.... you think I'm lucky?
Well think again buster!
Whilst you sit their gorged and sated with family and friends; just stop to think that could have been my sister you just gobbled up with gravy.
Have you no shame!
Come the revolution you lot are first up against the wall, call yourselves progressives!
Assassins! Murderers!
That's uncle Bob on the turn-spit!
Ye gawds..... you think just because your president pardons a couple of comrades that gives you the right to feel good about eating my family!
Socialist fucksticks the lot of you!
I am calling for action!
Please visit http://www.vegan.org/ and join millions of right thinking folk now!
I know laFeminista is eating pheasant..... but those rednecks refused to join the union so that is their hard luck!!!
Make next year a meatless thanksgiving!
Then we may think of pardoning you when we rip the reins of power from your monkey paws.
Vive la Revolution!!!
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