Is moonshine more accurate? Well sure, but the sun is certainly shining somewhere right now.
I don't know about you, but I could use a break. A political break. Because we're always fighting around here and it's not fun and the world is collapsing around us and it's all so dark and bleak and uncool and, ya know, I just want to be happy for a change.
So even if you don't normally like me or comment in my diaries or whatever, stay. Stay so we can braid each other's hair!
Except if you're bald. Then we can just talk shit about Republicans all night.
LIST OF FUN THINGS TO DO!
December 11, 2010
by Shiz
- Tape your cat's feet to the glass coffee table. No, I'm just kidding. Make it a wood coffee table instead.
- Make a list of your perceived "enemies", in order of levels of vindictiveness. Next, make a list of ways to get back at them. Mwa ha ha ha!
- Watch terrible, horrible, awful movies for fun or profit. The unintentional hilarious bits are too many to name. For example:
- Listen to effing awesome music! Like, ya know, i.e.:
(The really sad part here is that I am completely serious about #s 3 and 4. I heart Xanadu and, even though I cannot get my 10-year-old daughter to agree [as of yet], Justin Bieber is the shiznit!)
- Make fun of somebody else. This always works! Go here to do such terrible, awful, no good, very bad things!
- (Time crunch, yo!) Jersey Shore? I apologize in advance to The Situation.
- Do that Mentos thing.
- Travel to Sweden to see if Lisbeth Salander actually exists.
- Make a stupid list like this on Dkos.
- Eat guacamole and chips, and ponder the universe. Or something. (Lame, I know, but I published accidentally 15 minutes ago! Argh!)
And what would you do to amuse yourselves, Dear Kossacks? What's your level of "fun"?