Two homeless men, one who called himself George Bailey and the other Clarence claiming that they are from “Bedford Falls” have been arrested by the Sheriffs Department suspected to be Illegal Aliens as they could produce no papers or any identification of any kind.
Both men “escaped and disappeared” according to an officer only identified as “Bert” “they just disappeared, vanished!” The two were trying to break into an old abandoned house claiming to be owned by the man identifying himself as George. Earlier in the evening the two men were thrown out of a local bar for being "crazy" Clarence, dressed in a colonial costume kept talking about angels, possibly referring to “Angel Dust” (PCP) a commonly used drug.
The Sheriff commented, “Due to the depression we are now experiencing in the State, the two will not be pursued any further.”