A new classic
Aqua Buddha
Asshat
At the end of the day
Big, Bold Flavor
Bitch, please
Chillaxing
Chunktastic (actually, ANYTHING "-tastic", except fan)
Clean Coal
Cougar (applied to Mrs. Robinson)
Cunt (as a transitive verb expressing aggressive sex by a female. Especially by a "cougar")
Cyberbullying
Day One
DING DING DING! We have a winner!
Enhanced patdown
Farmville
Fracking
Frenemy
Guesstimate
High fructose corn syrup
...in 3D!
It is what it is
Jeggings
KFC double down
Kinderarchy
Lady Gaga
Lifting my luggage
Limited government
Literally (applied to anything that is, in fact, a figure of speech and not actually 'literal'. And if used for "thrown under the bus", there better be blood on the road!)
Mama grizzly
Man up
Mosque at Ground Zero
NAACP (as a verb expressing calling people out on their racist bullshit)
Obamacare
Obama's Katrina
[ANYTHING]-pocolypse
Randslide
Real Housewives of [ANYWHERE]
Refudiate
Sammy (applied to a sandwich)
"Save Our Library" rally
Sexpresso
Shellacking
Shizzle
Simplexity
[ANYTHING] II: Electric Boogaloo
take a chicken to your doctor
Teachable moment
Tea party
Terrorist anchor baby
thrown under the bus
Titanic (applied to a date who goes down the first time out)
Top Kill
Touch my junk
Vajazzling
Vomit cheese
Vuvuzela
what our Founding Fathers envisioned
will firm you girls up without building big muscles
You people are so angry