Dick Cheney is like a firefighter who shows up to a house that's on fire but ignores it so he can set fire to the house next door----just in case there's an arsonist inside. He does so without any plan for rebuilding the neighborhood and manages to screw that up as well.
He now wants to knock on your door and lecture you about fire safety.
No thanks Cheney, we'll stick with someone who wasn't behind the biggest blunder in the entire history of American foreign policy.