Say did you know that Obama is actually a secret agent of the Muslim Brotherhood? Groomed, so as to be able to pass in American society... and become a United States Senator... and become President. Damn those towelheaded motherfuckers Plan AHEAD. You've got to admire that.
Seriously though this is a line of bullshit that many Republicans (especially those who have allied themselves with the tea party) seem to spout at the drop of a hat. What's truly pathetic is that so many people fall for it without even thinking twice.
And what about the Republiecans? Surely they aren't just saying that in an attempt to undermine Obama's effectiveness as President. Surely they must have solid, logical reasons for claiming that he's a "Secret Muslim". Since most Republinuts decline to enumerate their reasons for holding such an odd belief I've taken the liberty of trying to think like a Republican (It was easy after breathing into a plastic bag until I passed out from lack of oxygen, but boy is it hard to type with a plastic bag over your head) and come up with a list of possible explanations. And without further ado, here they are.
7: It's to keep him from realizing they know he's a Secret Jew.
6: They actually meant it as a compliment because he talks so much more intelligently and dresses so much nicer than those obvious Muslims.
5: Obama? They were talking about another black leader of a major superpower. They do kind of all look alike you know.
4: They just can't find any other rational explanation for why he's not going after the white women.
3: They get all tingly in their special places when they say, "Secret Muslim".
2: The ones who insist he is, are in fact themselves, "Secret Muslims" and they are just trying to keep the suspicion off, so they can continue to subvert the citizens of the Great Satan, America.
1: They know he's not. They're only saying that to keep people from realizing that he's a fucking corporate shill just like they are.
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