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I am sick and tired of this class warfare, this Marxist demagogic rhetoric that is coming from the President of the United States of America.
—Rep. Alan West (R, FL)
One-hundred years later, people gonna thank me, because people are going to be free. And that's the main thing. Even if it's 1 percent of the people that listen to me and are gonna be free, that's better than none. That's better than not speaking up at all ... and I spoke up and I did it.
—Heterosexual rapper Lil B, who is naming his next album "I'm Gay."
I AM SOMEWHAT ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT DEMOCRAT STUFF, BUT FEEL FREE TO INTERRUPT ME, I AM A COMPLETE MILKSOP.
—Juan Williams, channeled by Jason Linkins.
In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be.
—Rick Santorum.
The nicest thing Rick Santorum has ever said about teh gays.
I heard he was a terrible student, terrible.
—Donald Trump, on Barack Obama, who has a Juris Doctor from Harvard.
Trump was so difficult as a teen his parents sent him to military school.
In reviewing this assignment further, I determined that the process used for vetting this engagement was inadequate.
—Les Zuke, a spokesperson for King And Spalding's withdrawal from representing the DOMA.
Instead, I resign out of the firmly-held belief that a representation should not be abandoned because the client's legal position is extremely unpopular in certain quarters. Defending unpopular positions is what lawyers do.
—Partner Paul Clement, who left the firm when they withdrew.
Someone took their bawl and went home.
Can you name one other candidate who has made a casino go bankrupt?—Stephen Colbert, on Donald Trump.
Obama has not built 'em the new kitchen that he promised or led them to believe that were gonna get in Tampa. And there are no new cars for everybody. And white people are not shining the shoes of black people.
—Rush Limbaugh, making shit up again.
Well he’s not the brightest bulb on the planet.
—Donald Trump about Robert Deniro, after Deniro criticized his crazy talk.
He'll be going after light bulbs next, hmmm?
Ah yes, they’ve spent their careers as film critics so they could one day give a bad review to a small libertarian movie and thus destroy conservative FOREVER.
—Wonkette whipping boy Jack Stuef, on Atlas Shrugged bombing at the box office.
The design is kinda goofy and a lot of the acting is like out-takes from Dynasty, but it’s still about something in a way that any number of slicker products aren’t.
The Corner's Mark Steyn on the same.
And that's a good review.
The finest movie about the railroad industry since Silver Streak.
—Ed Driscoll, ditto.
So our battalion commanders gave the order that every time a bomb went off, we were entitled to open fire on whoever was standing around. The way I interpreted that was that we were told to out-terrorize the terrorists. That was really troubling for me; I found it wrong both morally and strategically.
Josh Stieber, a soldier in Iraq who decided to become a conscientious objector.