It's becoming clear that our government's secret research into Time Travel is bearing fruit. The signs are everywhere:
Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld inadvertently let the cat out the bag today:
"All of this was made possible by the relentless, sustained pressure on al Qaeda that the Bush administration initiated after 9/11..."
It's true! the Bush administration actually caught Bin Laden two years and and four months after Bush left office! Thanks to their invention of TIME TRAVEL!
More evidence of this amazing breakthrough below the fold.
The 2008 great recession? Turns out it was the Obama administration that caused that, from the future!
Of course, it's also now obvious that the Clinton administration caused the recession of 2002 even though it happened after the Bush tax cuts were initiated, or maybe 2008, or maybe both.
The clawback from the record lows of the stock market? The Bush adminstration's wise fiscal polices.
The housing bubble? Poor people from the FUTURE using their housing rebates to buy property, then short real estate funds and making a killing, blaming Goldman Sachs. It's all so clear now.
Record deficits during 2001-2009? This has clearly been laid at the feet of greedy senior citizens from the future, come back to rob riches from the past. Why else would the Congress now be targeting Medicare as the source of the deficit? Knowledge of the FUTURE!
And of course, the manner in which Obama managed to plant all the evidence that certifies his "birth" in Hawaii is now completely clear. Obama used the government Time Travel machine to go back and plant those birth announcements in the paper.
Conservatism now makes so much more sense to me! Because, it's LITERALLY about turning back the clock, not just figuratively!