WTF, right? Faced with the undeniable reality that "No Drama" Obama succeeded where "All Hat and No Cattle" Bush fell short, "Failin'" Palin was moved by Divine Inspiration to accuse the president of the United States of being a "pussy" because he wasn't interested in showing off his scalp collection? Really? At this point I'm convinced Obama could serve up bin Laden's head on a silver platter and this harpie of hate would send it back, complaining "It's too well done."
Of course, the coy crowd will say she didn't call him a "pussy" per se, but accused him of "pussy footing" around. Sorry, that rhetorical dog don't hunt. Unless "pussy footing" is a new-fangled form of abstinence being promoted by the Palins, there ain't no way you can have a pussy foot without the owner of said foot being a pussy. That's just common sense. Seriously, where do you think lucky rabbit's feet come from, unlucky iguanas?
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What kind of mother would go out of her way to insult and inflame people actively shooting at her only son? Seriously. If that's how Granny Palin rolls, you have to wonder who Bristol is looking to as her role model for parenting tips. It's no surprise Grandma is a shameless attention whore, but is she really so competitive she couldn't let Trump hold his position as political punchline for one week?
We're not talking "gaffe" or "bad joke" or even "out of context" here. The woman is a master baiter with no shame. This was planned for maximal media impact. Look where Palin chose to drop this turd in the public punch bowl. At an event for special needs kids. And just to make sure there was no mistaking her intentions, she tweeted it for all her twits, too. Now, isn't that special? Actually, I'm having a hard time seeing the wisdom of this latest public display of indecency. It probably makes more sense if you look at it from Palin's perspective. Unfortunately, I can't get my head that far up my own ass.
Let's see ... who else would choose to stoke the fires of hatred as a paid speaker in front of a crowd of people assembled to raise money for the needs of others unfortunate enough to be born with serious afflictions-- maybe-- Satan?! Even Anne Coulter isn't that mean and Michelle Malkin, bless her heart, just ain't that crazy.
Palin may be crazy, but she's no dummy. She's making serious bank with this act. Andrew Dice Clay and Don Rickles should follow her around and take notes. Here's how it works: She gets paid for these public appearances. Actually, she and her publicist get paid from the proceeds raised at these "charitable" events. What little is left over gets spent buying media coverage. The special needs kids? They're on their own.
Think I'm making it up? Think I'm just hitting below the belt with wild, unsourced, slander and speculation? Let me show you how the scam works. It's no mystery with this family's history. Last year Bristol "Round Heels" Palin made a cool quarter million promoting teen abstinence programs. Of course, the Candies Foundation, the folks who hired her to rake in the money, paid the William Morris Agency about 1 million to promote her speaking engagements, so that left something like 35 grand to actually finance actual programs, but who cares? Numbers are for haters, dontchyaknow?
I'm sure some folks out there might find my claims suspect. After all, do I have their long-form bank records? No worries, mate. You don't have to take my word for this. You can read all about it in Forbes Magazine. After all, if you can't trust The Capitalist Tool, who can you trust?
Now let me ask you a question. You honestly believe Bristol came up with that trick all by herself after barely graduating from high school? You think she got her money maker working without help from a pro? Say what you will about Momma Bear, you can't deny she is a pro at this. Here's Grandma Sarah's secret recipe for fleecing her flock of hatriots in Twitter format:
Book a public appearance, make outrageous statements no decent Christian would dare say and cha-ching! It's like stealing candy from a baby!