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Friday, May 6, 2011
Beginning
Monologue
Tweets and emails
Guest Will Ferrell
Guest Walter Reese
Ending
You want a vent? I could give you a few.
First is the assholes who were too stupid to maneuver their car around my scooter and out of their (illegal) parking spot, and decided to move my scooter instead. Of course, being locked through the front, locked wheel, once they took it off the stand, it was impossible to put it back up; they leaned it against the concrete steps and scraped it.