Breaking – This just in. Donald Trump has accepted an appointment as the Chair Emeritus of the blacks.
That’s right! We’ve just recently learned that one becomes an expert on the blacks by being discriminatory in hiring, telling a black guy he is too educated, doing everything in your power to try and keep an overqualified black guy from winning your reality show and the mother of all mothers of racial understanding…Birtherism.
It is said that Trump will teach the following courses -
1) Black on black hate – The black man keeping the Black man down and the white guys who try to exploit it
2) How to befriend racists without selling your soul
3) The art of racialist memes and leveraging them for maximum benefit
4) Racialist Communication Strategies – How to artful deny the blacks their humanity all the while coming off as a non-racist
The response to this recent appointment has been wide-spread. Many in the black community find that Trump’s recent past with “racism” (hardy har har – white people of course, we get to decide what’s racism so we will just shout over any objections and the mother of them all defense make charges of reverse racism) that he is unfit and unqualified for the position. Further many of the blacks fear that he will elevate and enable white supremacy in his vaunted position.
However, Trump’s supporters feel that he is uniquely qualified because…let’s face it…white men are qualified for any and everything under the sun, including telling the blacks what to say, how to think and what to feel. Trump reached late yesterday states that it is his burden to move this country forward on the racial front…the white man’s burden.
Hat tip to Conlakappa for listing the electives...
1. Black Like Me... Er, You... !
2. Teh Blacks: All I Need to Know I Learned By Visiting Powell's City of Books/Powells.com.
3. How to Be An Expert While Only "Knowing" Cornel West, Ta-Nehisi Coates, and President Obama.
4. Reparations: How Do You Get Yours 'cause Clearly You Expected More for That $240.
5. Doubling Down When Questioned About Your Bona Fides As A Negrologist.
6. Living Without Mirrors
Updated by princss6 at Thu May 12, 2011 at 12:38 PM EDT
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