Well, I better prep myself for what will probably be the prevailing subject matter on the show AGAIN tonight.
Can we just indict Senator Loverboy Ensign already?! PLEASE??!!
Just a couple "this day in history" items peaked my interest today, and they have nothing to do with anyone's wiener for the most part. This first item is probably a high holy day for my Dad & a certain former MSNBC employee that begins a new gig at CurrentTV in less than 2 weeks. ;D On this date in 1969, the New York Yankees retired Mickey Mantle's uniform No. 7 during "Mickey Mantle Day" at Yankee Stadium. And, on this date in 1998, the NRA elected actor Charlton Heston its president. How one goes from marching with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in Washington DC to leading that band of merry terrorist sympathizers is simply staggering.
That issue is actually a faboo transition to SPARK. Ya' know, at some point, these ladies might just want to consider taking a shower; it would probably save a whole lot of time in the long run. How 'bout these "meddlin'" kids, boys & girls?! :D Finally, can you imagine how much it costs to fill THIS MOTHER at the 'ol gas station?!
On with The Rachel Maddow Show!
*Enjoying a lovely adult beverage tonight while prepping. Y'all don't mind, do you? :D
"The David Vitter Problem" - Larry Flynt made that reward offer during President Clinton's impeachment shtick! ;D HA! I remember the guy that got caught, too. Don't tell me Diaper Boy Vitter replaced that guy! HA!!!!!!!! Holy $hit!!!!!!! Too...stinkin'...funny...
Mr. Flynt just needs to keep that offer in Hustler, but he'd probably be forking out a whole mess of $1 million checks! ;D By the way, if you've never seen The People VS. Larry Flynt, it's good; check it out! Rachel's really REALLY wanting Diaper Boy to resign; it'll never happen. Ugh...no more Reinz Priebus or however the spark you spell his name! Ya' know, a part of me wants him to keep talking like that; the more he does, the more people who are more concerned about jobs or the economy will think he's full of $hit & just might vote Dem. The GOBP wants Dems who have gotten coin from Rep. Weiner to give the money back; Diaper Boy gave a whole mess of coin, too. ;D Here's Larry Flynt! All right!! The actual Larry Flynt's in the movie The People VS Larry Flynt; he's a judge! :D Larry's got a soft spot for Governor Don't Cry for Me, Argentina! Isn't that sweet?! ;D
"Let Them Eat Fake" - The WI recall elections are on July 12? HA! That's the day before my wedding anniversary. C'mon, you CheeseHeads, give me a faboo anniversary gift & throw them GOBP bums out! :D The GOBP really wants to push back those recall elections. Gee, I can't imagine why. They want to invent fake Dems to prevent the recall elections? Huh?! Uh, I really don't get this. How can the WI GOBP do this? I'm not understanding how this can work. Rachel...Rachel...Rachel...the GOBP in WI & a whole mess of other states have been able to run roughshod over everyone since November 2010 by being blatantly $hitty. Why stop now? All this is even too icky for the National Review? Golly!
"The Men Who Stare at Zygotes" - Yep, we ladies, especially, need to thank our lucky stars for Griswold VS. CT. It was a 7 - 2 ruling?! WOW! HA! Rachel used Python shtick for the "every sperm sacred" $hit. hee...hee...hee... Some anti - abortion foes are trying to outlaw contraception - AGAIN. I've said before, these bat$hit a$$hats will take my birth control outta my cold dead hands. Damn AL!! Please, if they would like to secede, LET THEM GO! And, look, it's mainly southern states that are proposing bat$hit $hit like this - except for OH. OK, I think I may be sick. "Conceived in Rape" tour??!! Again, a southern state - Mississippi. Terry O'Neill is president of NOW; she gets anti - abortion bat$hit duty tonight. Man, my head is just spinning, and it ain't all due to my earlier adult beverage! Ms. O'Neill wants allies in Congress to come out swinging on this issue? Good luck with that, dear. They won't even admit that some of their union support is eroding.
"Gone Fission" - Back to Japan?! Wow! Turns out there's a whole mess more of radiation around the Fukishima plant than what the government originally said. Some of the reactors may have melted THROUGH. We are truly in unknown territory as far as evacuation zones, whether to let people come back to the area, etc. But, resident of NJ, fear not; Y0UR GOVERNOR's just dying for nuclear power! And, remembering how well he did with snow removal, I wouldn't worry a bit. ;D Germany's ready to phase out nuclear power completely.