We the Plutocrats of the United States,
We the Plutocrats of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union,
For PROFIT
establish Justice,
For a PRICE
insure domestic Tranquility,
Through Police Force
provide for the common defense,
and accumulate private fortunes in the process
promote the general Welfare,
as long as it costs nothing
and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity,
By eliminating inheritance tax and limiting income tax
do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
So that the representative defined herein can be purchased by the highest bidder.