Sarah and Bristol Palin receive a lukewarm welcome at Mall of America
The rules set up by Mall of America officials for Sarah and Bristol Palin’s book signing yesterday seemed to have been written in anticipation of an army of fans.
“‘Camping out’ is not allowed,” the rules read. “Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to line up.”
But there was no teeming crowd of rabid Palinites at 5 a.m. And less than a half hour into the appearance of Bristol, Sarah and Todd Palin, the crowd had dwindled to a trickle of latecomers.
Yup. Sounds like the sun is finally setting on Grifter McMooseBurger's 15 minutes, as Michelle "CrazyEyes" Bachmann moves in on her turf.
And, really, in many ways Bachmann is the legitimate heir to the throne. She's like Palin 2.0--she's just as evil, insane and utterly lacking in any knowledge of American history, but actually has a substantial resumé in elected office, is able to string a coherent sentence together, and none of her brood of children (whether fostered or born to her) seem to have done anything particularly embarrassing or illegal (that we know of) yet.
Here's Wonkette's take on the latest in the Fall of Palin...and as they note, as usual, Sarah couldn't bother to finish something she started:
Palin Family Leaves Empty Mall of America Book Signing Half Hour Early
IS THIS THE END OF SNOWBILLY GRIFTING? The jihadist conspiracy of elitist liberal shopping mall patrons struck with merciless force yesterday at Minnesota’s Mall of America: only 300 people showed up to attend the Sarah and Bristol Palin book signing of Bristol’s new memoir about her life as a drunk pregnant teenager. The family abandoned the stage half an hour before the end of the time slot because there was nobody left.
Heh. "Bristol's new memoir about her life as a drunk pregnant teenager".