Succeed in school
Let the benevolent teachers guide you
Follow the rules
Make sure you conform to the standard that is set
Do your homework
It's not that difficult
Find a sport to excel in
Because you have to distinguish yourself
Volunteer
Because you have to distinguish yourself
Go to college
If you don't, you aren't trying to succeed
Work hard
All you have to do is put your head down
Follow the rules
Be a winner
Don't be gay
I mean it, smart people conform to expectations
What do you mean you are gender confused
I can't take you seriously now
The thing to do if you want to be a success
is study and produce an educational track record
that will be judged acceptable
Don't get pregnant
Not until it's the smart thing to do
Go find work
A serious job
Get married
Have kids
We can't take you seriously if you don't have a family
It's irresponsible to stay at home with the kids
Honestly
If you aren't going to make good decisions
How can you expect to have a good life
How can you deserve one
Invest
No wait
Make sure you drive a nice car
You know
So we know you are serious
And buy good clothes
Otherwise we don't think you are one of us
Then invest
Cut your expenses
Not the ones we can all see though
Image is not everything
But it's a lot
Invest
What kind of loser doesn't have a good portfolio
The kind who will end up using social security to live
That's not us kid
That doesn't happen to us
We know the rules
We did a damn good job following them
That is why we succeed
I don't want to hear about people
who have no money
No good clothes
No transportation
Hungry
They made bad choices
They knew the rules
We told them the rules
They could change their behavior
And we hope they do
We love them too
Of course
Love thy neighbor as thyself
But
We don't have to approve of their choices
If they want to be hungry
Be sick
Be without shelter
What can we do to stop them
They don't want to work
They don't want to win
They don't even care enough to try
We must be stern with them
They are children who need to see the error
See the ways they have picked their own suffering
They will see that
And change
And follow the rules
And then they can share the good life
With us