(Note: The following story is a joke, an attempt at humor, an amusing anecdote. I have been nowhere near a church, especially the one in my neighborhood which now sports a stylish rendition of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the bell tower. Really. I swear.)
I was at church the other day and when the collection came around I put some Monopoly money in the basket.
The priest said to me, "What are you doing? That's not real money!"
I replied, "Really? Well, let's talk about this god of yours..."