Brills! Via Funny or Die, Dan Savage puts super-homophobe Rick Santorum on notice:
"I know you think I came down pretty hard on you. But I think I displayed remarkable restraint.
I only redefined your last name. I could have redefined your first name, too. I still could. But tell you what, I won't redefine "Rick" if you don't attack gay people during your campaign.
Now, I've already come up with a new definition for "Rick." Just in case you don't behave yourself."
Ricki Lake, Rick Fox, Rick Dees and Andy Richter all make appearances begging Rick Santorum not to prompt Dan to redefine "Rick." For the good of all "Ricks" even "Lady Ricks."
Rick Santorum is off to a bad start, he's already threatening to repeal New York's marriage equality.
Proceed wisely Senator Frothy Mix.