Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit!
I am tired, cranky, & just "over" a whole mess of $hit, so I offer apologies in advance if I come off overly - sensitive or "catty." Maybe, some SPARK will make me feel better; right now, I'm all over reveling in others' "brilliance." In this battle of human VS bear, human won! This is quite a weapon of choice. Speaking of weapon of choice, this usually makes me smile!
Finally, I could use a bit of this in my 'za these days!
Let's Countdown...
#5 "Punter - In - Chief" AKA "Timing Play" AKA "Obama Under Pressure" - Yea, I had a feeling Keith would react to the date change in the way he did. ;D And...and...AND...it was because of Boss Limbaugh! We know who the real "leader" of the GOBP is.
And, of course, Bat$hit Bachmann & a whole host of others used this pathetic little switcharoo to make President Obama look like a putz; I could give a rat's hind quarters about what Bat$hit Bachmann or "the usual suspects" think. But, did President Obama have to make it so damn easy for them?!
I need to get the quote from the "White House source" down in full:
It is a big deal that the House said 'no' to the President from our end. This confirms what we all know: They will do anything in the House to muck us up.
I bet said source didn't want to say 'muck,' either. Oh Keith, I know you're doing your job, but I really don't need a blow - by - blow of the thing.
Here's another quote I need to get down from Senate historian, Betty Koed:
The Senate Historical Office knows of no instance in which Congress refused the President permission to speak before a joint session of Congress.
No other POTUS has been {
insert hushed tone here} a "black guy," either. Reps. Raul Grijalva & Keith Ellison want President Obama to "go big" - not bloody likely.
Ryan Grim gets "Thank you, Boss Limbaugh. May I have another?" duty. He doesn't think the White House meant to pick a fight, but when they realized they were in one, they went kerplunk. Keith, I don't think it's in this President to "go all FDR" on the GOBP. Jeff Madrick gets the economic side of "Thank you, Boss Limbaugh. May I have another?" duty in studio.
Mr. Madrick thinks President Obama needs to be bold - again not bloody likely. The jobs numbers tomorrow might not be something to write home about, so this fact should give plenty of license to President Obama to "go big." Well...
Keith is on fire tonight!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
#4 "Fight for the Far Right" - Governor Secession told evangelicals that he wouldn't embarrass them; well, he praised Medicaid to the Mexican President & was all over some bi - national health insurance! Some GOBP will equate "bi - national" with bi - sexual!! ;D Bat$hit Bachmann is ignoring NH, Jon Huntsman fired his top guy there, and Mittens Romney is trying to look like a man of the people by flying Southwest & eating at Subway. Jim Moore is writing a book about Governor Secession. Ugh...wasn't writing about GWB bad enough?! He must be into self - punishment. &^%$#@! Governor Secession's wife might want to secede from their marriage?! I thought she was the 1 who wanted him to run for POTUS in the first damn place!
Well, divorce shouldn't be a huge thing; hell, I bet some of the GOBP are grateful that the potential scandal is a hetero scandal! ;D
"Time Marches On!" - A little ducky likes his 'za! :D A cow walked into an Australian store...no, not a joke. The Stanley Cup collapsed a rickety 'ol table.
#3 "City of Secrets" AKA "N.Y.C.I.A"- The NYPD has a "demographics unit." Nice. &^%$#@! "Ancestries of interests" made the cut, too - like Black Muslims. Do these folk watch FAUX News?!
Matt Apuzzo broke this shameful story. Businesses & other activities were to be infiltrated, too. Profiling by Powerpoint...lovely...*&^%$#@!
WPITW - Steven Seagal & Sheriff Joe bulldozed a house & killed a puppy in the process. Bat$hit Bachmann sees oil in the Everglades. The GOBP in Pima County is raffling off a pistol just like the model that shot & killed all those people in Tuscon 8 months ago.
#1 "Sideshow Bill" AKA "No Sin Zone" - Apple Daily put their own special spin on BillO's recent "troubles." :D There's a loofah in the shower scene even!! HA!!! Maysoon Zayid gets to follow up Apple Daily. ;D