Here we are again at the beginning of what I'm sure will be a meek, mild, quiet, and sedate week at Daily Kos!
It's time for a little SPARK in our lives! :D Guess which nation is the most "tolerant" on the subject of politicos...um...uh...gee...getting to know someone in the biblical sense that perhaps they shouldn't be knowing in the biblical sense? You might be surprised at the result!
We all remember Bat$hit Bachmann's thoughts on filling out the census forms, yes? Well, she would really go bat$hit about what Hungarian politicos are trying to do to get their citizens to fill out their census forms!
{Insert Marvin Gaye replay here!} ;D
I wonder what these school kids across the pond thought when they saw this married couple waltz into their class?
Finally, this science project beats the $hit outta those baking soda rockets & volcanoes! This science project, however, is much more whimsical & has a great beat that you can dance to!
Let's Countdown!
#5 "'Pass' or Fail" AKA "Needs to Pass" - President Obama sent his American Jobs Act to Congress today; he plans for pay for it by increasing taxes on the super rich. Well, THAT bill is doomed to fail now! Specifically, the way President Obama plans for this bill to be paid for is to limit itemized deductions for people earning over $200K/year and for families earning over $250K/year. Any gains made by investment fund managers would be taxed as "ordinary income." Oh boy, this fight is gonna get U - G - L - Y! And, the fight just got more ugly; tax breaks for oil and gas firms are going buh - bye. Corporate jet depreciation rules are going to change, too? $HIT! And, I just bought 1 this past weekend!! ;D It doesn't matter if "expert opinion is on President Obama's side." The GOBP doesn't give a tinker's damn about expert opinion! How can Speaker Sobber's "producer guy" say with a straight face about increasing taxes on "job creators" when it was announced that Bank of America is going to lay off a $hitload of workers?! He must not have read a paper today. Rep. Eric Cantor is supposedly willing to work with President Obama - if half the bill can go in "File 13." Brian Beutler gets Jobs Act duty. President Obama seems confident that if/when the GOBP rejects a JOBS bill, he'll have much more of a position of strength in his re - election bid. He might - MIGHT - also be willing to accept half this bill being passed? Yea...*&^%$#@! The GOBP is being semi - cautious about their hateful rhetoric; give them time. Jeff Madrick is in studio to talk numbers for the American Jobs Act; he's pleasantly surprised about the "taxing the rich" rhetoric. Well, I'll believe THAT when I see it; I just don't see how that gets through a GOBP bat$hit - led House. Mr. Madrick thinks "compromise" will come on the spending side.
#4 "Tea Time" AKA "Show Down" - Governor Secession is trying to walk back his little "Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme" memo. Cute! Little Timmy Pawl...ZZZZZZzzzzz - OOPS! Sorry - nodded of...Little Timmy endorsed Mittens Romney today; I guess he wants to be his VP! Bat$hit Bachmann's numbers are swirling town the $hitter. :D Ken Vogel gets GOBP duty. If Governor Secession's parents are still alive, do they get Social Security? Ken thinks the aforementioned Governor is going to double down on the Ponzi talk. Can you just imagine a Mittens/Little Timmy ticket? It'll be like a mayo on white bread sandwich! Ken doesn't think that match will happen.
"Time Marches On!" - A seagull just couldn't get the concept of an escalator. Some French cows like the jazz! Cindy Lauper botched up the "Star Spangled Banner."
#3 "Running on Fear" - So, so racist Islamaphobe is using the Sept. 11 attacks in the run - up to the Congressional election in NY - 9...formerly Rep. Anthony Weiner's seat. And, we're surprised why?! Y'all remember that little snuff film featured at the GOBP Convention in 2008?! Yea, that resignation decision was just lovely. *&^%$#@! Candidate Bob Turner has no problem with his ads. AND, he's going to probably win. Benjy Sarlin gets Islamaphobia duty. Mr. Turner has had success using anti - President Obama fervor, too.
WPITW - Senator Mitchie the Turtle McConnell really doesn't like infrastructure spending - even though the bridge connecting Jeffersonville, IN to Louisville, KY has had to be shut down because of cracks. SC Gov. Nikki Haley REALLY wants drug tests for hiring & welfare & stuff. Lonesome Rhodes pay - per - view w/ tinfoil tri - cornered hats TV station ain't beginning exactly with a bang. I'm crying a river; OK, I'm not crying a river. ;D
"Special Comment" - Why would anyone be surprised at MLB trying to make a buck off the 9/11 attacks? They didn't move the All - Star game out of the "Show Me Your Papers" state, and they are led by a "man" with a spine full of jelly. A cop asked Keith about the Mets a week after the attacks? I'm not really surprised. :) MLB denied the Mets the right to wear NYPD caps during their game last night; they could just wear them in pre - game ceremony. When I player wore one in the damn dugout, it was taken away by a ref. Wow... If you want a Mets 9/11 memorial cap, you can buy 1 at MLB's website for just over $30.