Santorum- The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
Every search engine has this definition listed as the first link when Santorum is searched. As it well should be.
Santorum doesn't like that.
He thinks LGBT people are on a Jihad against him. He said this is after he and most of the Republican presidential candidates signed a pledge to hold McCarthyesque inquisitions of those that advocate against curbing LGBT civil rights, persons such as myself.
So since they want to harass the witty we need to create definitions for their names just as or more offensive than Santorum.
Follow me over the Fleur-de-Kos for those definitions.
This pledge has been signed by candidates Tim Pawlenty (who initially declined), Rick Perry (reversing an earlier stance), Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, and Michele Bachmann.
Tim Pawlenty: The act of shorting a rent boy after services are rendered.
H/T to Commonmass for providing a definition that I re-purposed.
Perry: the elimination of santorum after coitus.
Mitt Romney: Finding dog fecal matter on your partners penis.
Michele Bachmann: Performing oral sex upon your Lesbian lover while she is in menses.
You were warned.