Unemployed reality TV personality and former half-term governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has announced she won't be seeking the presidency. More below the squiggle of infinite justice.
Now that we know Palin is out, the attention turns to Chris Christie. Now even though he's said multiple times that he's not going to run for President, we know that conservatives don't take definitive things very well - especially when things are not going their way.
I mean, hell - they got to see two birth certificates on this President and a lot of them still don't think he was born in the United States.
So, prepare for the script of the next few months:
Will Chris Christie run?
No.
Will Chris Christie run?
No.
Will Chris Christie run?
No.
Will Chris Christie run?
No.
Will Chris Christie run?
No.
Will Chris Christie run?
No.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was - and they'll continue singing it forever just because........