As my book, TORNADO WARNING: FACE IT, YOU'RE FUCKED, wraps up its seven thousandth god-awfully awesome week on the I Saw Jesus In A Nutter Butter Gazette bestseller list, and tens of thousands of you have now read it or are reading it, I'd like to take this moment to first thank you for reading this shameless advertisement on DailyKos. I'm just happy my celebrity status differentiates me from the rest of the fake premium handbag spammers so many of you have HRed and banned in the past. I poured months -- years -- of my life into building up enough credit to use your website as a commercial for my own personal fortune and it means the world to me that I get to share these advertisements with you. I have kept most of them "inside" for decades, waiting until I was ready to write them down and share them with you. Now is that time.
And the response has bowled me over, to say the least. Many have written about how deeply affected they've been by this shameless advertisement and insult to our community. Others have told me how much they've laughed out loud while realizing DailyKos eats up advertisements from celebrities. Some of you have written to tell me your own stories. I am honored that you would share your opinions with me, just as long as they agree with my advertising on your website. Thank you.
If you haven't had a chance to pick up a copy of TORNADO WARNING: FACE IT, YOU'RE FUCKED, I hope you do. It is, as both I and the I Saw Jesus In A Nutter Butter Gazette have said, my best advertisement to date. It is unlike anything I have pimped before. I think most of you will be pleased -- and perhaps surprised that I am using my name recognition to spam you. These two dozen short commercials from my life's work (the life I lived before I made movies) will not only let you in on how the hell I turned out this way, but they will, most importantly, give you a goodly number of hours of (I believe) very satisfying infomercial pleasure, and I hope you buy my book now!
Good afternoon, DailyKos. Could someone please tell my why the hell there's a celebrity advertisement on the rec list? For all the bashing of the Huffington Post that goes on here, letting Michael Moore write a hit-and-run commercial for his latest book -- and have it shoot to the top of the rec list -- is pretty damn sad. The hypocrisy of giving Michael Moore a free pass for spamming our site is mind-boggling. But he's got name recognition and semi-hero creds in the community, so he gets away with it. Amazing.