I think I might - just might - have this whole facial hair thing figured out; he's trying to give this guy a run for his money! :D
Let's get SPARKy. :) Just when we were feeling so good about the LAPD last night...*&^%$#@! SERIOUSLY?! What sparkin' charge to file??!! How 'bout assault???!!! I'm pretty sure this study is flawed - just sayin' ;D Science can truly be found & applied in the darnest places! :) Finally, a distant relative of Mr. Keith's is making a career change from biting other boxers' ears.
Let's Countdown!
#5 "Stay Peaceful" AKA "Occupy Day 74" AKA "Dishonorably Discharged" - Scott Olsen's giving interviews! :D It would also seem that people in Olympia, WA and probably other areas of the country are a little peeved that too - big - to - fail banks illegally foreclosed on the homes of over 5000 currently - serving US soldiers; thanks for serving our country! *&^%$#@! Scott doesn't sound so bad for a guy who's skull was cracked in - literally - by the cops! :D His memory seems to be OK, too. Scott didn't want to be taken away that horrible night; he probably didn't realize the extent of his injuries. He expects to fully recover; so do I! :D Pat Garofalo gets to talk foreclosing on active - duty service members; they were probably caught up in all the foreclosure activity all over the damn place. A whole mess of foreclosures were "approved" almost as if on an assembly line with little to no checking of what the spark was actually going on. No one is really overseeing the enforcement process except for the banks themselves right now - NICE! *&^%$#@!
#4 "No Cain Newt's Gain" AKA "Here We Go Again" - After announcing a "reassessment" of his POTUS campaign, "Herb" is reassessing his reassessment. "9 - 9 - 9 & Doin' fine" huh?! Yea, he's in touch with reality. "Herb" got all warm & fuzzy with Gloria White in an email today. Newt the Nazi Lover stands to gain "Herb" supporters. Nia Malika Henderson gets to chat up "Herb." Lucky! ;) She reports talking to a major supporter insisting "Herb" is in it to win it; THAT should be good since he has little to no staff in the early primary & caucus states. Those cell phone bills aren't proof enough of what the spark was going on?! Hello??!! Newt's got baggage? Really? Huh...go figure. ;D Let's ask his ex - wives about this subject! Governor Secession doesn't know what the voting age is; remember, he's folksy! ;D Both Nia & Keith thinks Governor Secession is toast; I ain't going there yet! :)
"Time Marches On!" - Why the spark did the person videotaping the porcupine eating the corn get so damn close? Dogs in China go shopping! Oh my...that "hunter" learned his skills from Elmer Fudd & Yosemite Sam. Gotta love those gun nuts!
#3 "Hank's for the Tip" AKA "Hedge had the Edge" - Hedge fund managers got a tip from former Secretary of the Treasury Hank Paulson about the government bailout of Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac. Now, THAT'S a buddy! ;D Part of that info went to the company he used to sparkin' run! Jeff Madrick gets to take a stroll down memory lane. We don't know for sure what those managers did with the information they got. Mr. Madrick's shocked we managed to find out what the spark happened. Mr. Paulson can't be put in the GreyBar Hotel? Damn!
WPITW - Jennifer Lopez & that Fiat ad is pretty damn oogy. AND, she didn't even film the mother in the Bronx?! HA! CoulterGeist was bleeped out the yin - yang at Keith's former employer this morning. USA Ammo is a group of gun nuts that put President Obama in an ad with Hitler, Stalin, Idi Amin, etc. HA!! They did use Forest Whitaker's Idi Amin pic!! Oh, that's funny. :D
#1 "America Offline" - So, y'all that have been secretly wondering "How can we miss CityLightsLover if she won't go away?!" might not have to wonder that much longer if some in our government have their way. Some "pirating" stuff on Capitol Hill could spark up the intertubes as we know them. The movie & music business are all over the current bills; a whole mess of other people are not because they can see the writing on the wall. Senator Ron Wyden's threatening a "tarrantino" if the bill gets to the full Senate. Political websites from our own Great Orange Satan to the Free Republic really REALLY don't like these laws.