I fell like I have been bashed over the head with a skillet every time a Republican opens their mouth. It goes something like this:
Women.
"Apart from wanting to take your health care away, keep you pregnant and submissive, we really actually like you. Please vote Republican"
LGBT
"Apart from wanting to remove your rights, denigrating who you are and to maintain your second class citizenship, we actually quite like you. Please vote Republican"
African Americans
"Apart from being lazy work shy scroungers, a drain on the US economy and the sole recipients of food stamps, we actually quite like you. Please vote Republican."
Latinos
"Apart from being here illegally, having anchor babies and causing us to build a wall, we actually quite like you. Please vote Republican."
Poor people.
Apart from ruining the image of the great and free America, ending up in prison, and demanding education and health care as some form of right, we actually quite like you. Please vote Republican.
Religion
"Apart from being non-christian terrorists, nasty heathens, and generally wanting to destroy Christmas, we actually quite like you. Please vote Republican."
To the Rest of the world
Look if you don't just do what we tell you, you will get what you deserve. USA USA USA. We don't care, you can't vote.
I'm sure when all is said and done, we can all join hands, in a truly bipartisan way, and solve all our little differences?
Like hell we can.