This just in from The Hill.
Down in South Carolina, all the really good Conservatives are pressing their sheets in preparation for the big rally, er...Republican Primary vote. Assorted Liberal Media Polls are now showing Mitt Romney's campaign in about the same state as the Hidenburg as he and his staff scurry off to Florida like Palmetto bugs from the Orken man.
Word on the American streets--where Mitt once lived--is that the scion of industry may have fired his campaign manager and his entire staff and replaced them with Céline Dion and the Cirque du Soleil.
On top of Mitt's misery we now can add more great news for Newt Gingrich.
The former Speaker has just earned the most coveted endorsement in the Conservative universe.
None other than Chuck Norris has just blessed Newt with his awesomeness.
Changing his endorsement from Ron Paul, to Rick Perry and now to Newt Gingrich, the Grand Master of the Republican Round House Kick is quoted as saying: "I choose Newt for his "moral fortitude, electability, fiscal prudence and demonstrated 'regard for human life.'"
Boot to the head, Mitt.
The Blogosphere is now waiting with baited breath for the endorsement of Bill "Superfoot" Wallace.
Now for your viewing pleasure, a classic from the Chuck Norris filmography: