You know, those people who were not down with the Spanish Inquisition? The people that started Holland? The ones that bankrolled the Mayflower? Do you hear me now?
The Protestants, those people that said: ENOUGH ALREADY!! We're Leaving.
Uh huh, those people.
As a proud agnostic/atheist/metaphysicist/infidel/non-believer/heathen, I am asking you to STFU and stop putting your religion into my politics, stop making everything crappy for the rest of us that are not primitive superstitious magical belief adherents. If you don't want abortions, don't have them. If you don't like birth control, don't use it. But stop making a mess for everybody else.
You really shouldn't have a say in the matter as you are all allegedly single abstaining men. Ask God for some lady parts and see what he says, then we can talk.
While we're at it, I'd like to point out we've reached capacity on this orb. In fact we're past it and you want to keep on pushing the envelope. Also we're tired of you old men being all up in the vajayjay issues and harboring freaks that bugger little boys. So put a sock in it.
Nowhere is it written that we should wreck the planet. Go to the moon with Newt and take Santorum with you.
UPDATE.......
crumbs from the intertoobz:
WTF?????
Vatican TAKES BACK 10-year-old Apology to Sexual Abuse Victims of Catholic Priests
In a interview with Connecticut magazine published on the magazine’s Web site last week, a surprisingly frank Cardinal Egan said of the apology, “I never should have said that,” and added, “I don’t think we did anything wrong.”
He said many more things in the interview, some of them seemingly at odds with the facts. He repeatedly denied that any sex abuse had occurred on his watch in Bridgeport. He said that even now, the church in Connecticut had no obligation to report sexual abuse accusations to the authorities. (A law on the books since the 1970s says otherwise.) And he described the Bridgeport diocese’s handling of sex-abuse cases as “incredibly good.”
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