I've been thinking about sharing this for some time, so when I woke up extra early this fine February morning and visited my favorite conservative blog I finally became inspired. Tommy, you pathetic, stupid dickhead. But I don't blame you - Puppetmaster L. Brent Bozell III (of the TV & Morality Police, and hate monger extraordinaire) pulls your strings (and signs the checks).
Oh, my inspiration? Tom Johnson's weekly column, Daily Kos Week in Review. Where, you ask, can I find this column? Why, Newsbusters.org, or course!
For a little background, Newsbusters is Bozell's youngest of many children. You're most likely familiar with some of the older kids, the Media Research Center and the Parents Television Council. Newsbusters is blessed with being gifted the job of Exposing and Combatting Liberal Media Bias. Stories range from the important (like when the AP fails to mention that former Democratic Senator and 2008 Democratic presidential hopeful...is a Democrat! GASP!!!) to the significantly critical (think nipples and middle fingers appearing in Super Bowl halftime shows).
Generally the stories are just silly, and that can only mean liberal trolls are attracted to the site like...I don't have a good analogy. They're there. But why would a site like Newsbusters be concerned with the comments of members of a website for Democrats? Am I crazy?
No, I'm not crazy. Tom Johnson posts his weekly Daily Kos column in an attempt to embarrass those who wrote disagreeable or controversial comments and prove to Newsbusketeers that they are a class above democrats. I know, silly, right? Well, if you've made it this far, would you like to see how classy things are on the right?
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Let's call it what it is: Martin is just another taqiyya sipping camel humper.
Flaming fruitcake faggot: Oh, how sweet!
Homosexuals CHOOSE to be gay: Don't worry about the facts in this rant.
And then there's this: Ah, the niceties of conservatism.
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Okay, that's all for now folks. Perhaps I'll run into you at Newsbusters one day. I encourage you all to sign up for memberships so you can respond to your own comments on Tom Johnson's blog. I'll keep an eye out.
I'm Guttermouth. Nice to meet you.