I found some other people who enjoyed Mr. Keith's most righteous take - down of the Scum Andrew Breitbart. :D
As far as the aforementioned scum...
Let's get historical for past February 16ths. On February 16, 1923, the burial chamber of King Tutankhamen's recently unearthed tomb was unsealed in Egypt. And, I'll be darned if he wasn't singing this! :)
And, in another "Get Off My Lawn!" moment for us children of the 80s, Andy Taylor of Duran Duran is 51!
Let's Countdown...
Keith sportin' a kewl tie tonight, and I'm not normally one to comment on his ties, so this one's a GOOD one! :D
#5 "Michigan Impossible" AKA "Bitter Polls" - Mittens is outspending Man on Dog to the tune of 12 to 1 on ads in MI; Man on Dog is ahead of Mittens by 10 points in MI. A "normal" person would feel something was amiss or somehow defective about their person or candidacy being double - digit behind in a "home" state, but Mittens isn't that self - aware. ;D
Well, at least Mittens got an endorsement from a very unpopular MENSA Governator today, so he's got THAT goin' for him! Yea, Rick Snyder's about as popular as a festering wound. GM is recording record profits now, thank you very much! :D Mittens' newest ad shows him waxing nostalgic about going to the Detroit auto show with dear 'ol Dad; the image of him & dear 'ol Dad was at the World's Fair in New York City.
Man on Dog was BRILLIANT enough to trash the auto industry bailout IN DETROIT, but it somehow isn't hurting him. Maybe, because he didn't come right out & say that Detroit should be left to go bankrupt. Man on Dog has done quite well for himself over the last few years according to his tax release, and he hopes income inequality will continue in this country for a long damn time.
Bless Newt Gingrich, he still thinks he's gonna be POTUS. :) And, guess who's volunteering her services in the event of a brokered convention for the MENSA members?!
David Drucker gets to talk Michigan MENSA mojo or lack thereof for Mittens. :) Sometimes, endorsements actually mean something; sometimes, they mean exactly jack & $hit. HOWEVER, Man on Dog didn't get endorsed by an unpopular Governor. ;D Mr. Drucker doesn't think the ad spark up will be too much of a big deal. Being for the bailout of the auto industry probably would not get you a whole lot of warm & fuzzy in today's GOBP, and ain't that just a $hitter?! Ken Vogel gets SuperPAC duty; Man on Dog & Newt are speaking at events supporting their SuperPACs! Only "spending strategy" is to be discussed - not "fund raising strategy." Uh, if that ain't splitting hairs, I don't know what is!
As I've said before, Man on Dog needs a couple of Sheldon Adelsons in his life if his campaign is going to keep frothing along. ;D
#4 "No Girls Allowed" - Rep. Daryl Issa decided to have a little hearing today about contraception, barring contraception, etc., and the only witnesses were about a half dozen dicks - literally. Hey! Maybe Rep. Issa's a huge Little Rascals fan & decided to throw his own version of the "He Man Women Haters" Club!
Rep. Carolyn Maloney wondered where all the girls were. 2 women were added to the list in the afternoon, and they were also all for going back to the good 'ol pre - birth control days when women had the thought of getting pregnant in the back of their minds while having sex instead of just enjoying having sex. Andrea Mitchell looked like she was about ready to $hit a brick when Foster Friess said that old timey contraception was women putting an aspirin between their knees & how darn frugal that was!
Here's Rep. Maloney to talk about the sausage fest on Capitol Hill today. Some men would like to control women's bodies & their health; HOWEVER, over half the population & over half the American voters ARE WOMEN. Other states are trying to limit access to birth control, too - like all those damn person - hood amendments. I would really like to believe Rep. Maloney when she said that all women regardless of political leaning would be against all these birth control shenanigans, but 1 woman out there thought Man on Dog was the love of her life, and I'd wager there are more women out there in this country than I'd like to imagine. :( Rep. Maloney made a faboo point; we have Citizens United to think for introducing us to Mr. Foster Friess. *&^%$#@!
"Time Marches On!" - HOF catcher Gary Carter died today. :( A kitty's trying really hard to go to sleep. AAAaaaaWWWwwww! A doggie really liked Adele. 3 dumb a$$es decided to make a see - saw with a piece of wood & a cement mixer. Guess what happened? ;D
#3 "Setting Sun" AKA "London Calling" - Pirate Rupert's throwing current & former NewsCorp employees under the bus with all this phone hacking, text hacking, etc. investigations going on?! Paint me shocked - not. The aforementioned pirate flew across the pond today to meet with some pi$$ed off folk who work at The Sun. Here was the greeting they gave him, I'm sure - or would've liked to have given him. ;D
David Folkenflik's in studio to talk about NewsCorp shenanigans here, there, and everywhere. It looks like we've got a good 'ol fashioned civil war brewing in the House of Murdoch! Whatever...I wanna see Pirate Rupert, Little Jimmy, and Our Miss Brooks on a perp walk in orange jump suits or whatever attire's the standard faire across the pond! There might even be lawsuits down the pike. There is mounting evidence of bribery of foreign public officials; NewsCorp is based in NYC.
"WPITW" - Mittens doesn't like porn, but he'll take porn $$$$! {insert bad 70s porn music here} Some FAUX News "gentleman" told Rep. Maxine Waters to "...step away from the crack pipe" & even invoked Whitney Houston's death in the process. 1...2...3...CLASSY! The Scum Andrew Breitbart, a day after the skewering Keith gave him last night, may or may not be showing signs of "relenting." He's still blaming rape victims, so here's another edition of Breitbart MashUp featuring the late great Chris Farley's "Man Down by the River" character! HA! :D That is such a classic clip because David Spade & Christina Applegate are trying damn DAMN hard not to laugh & failing miserably. :D
#1 "Unpopular" AKA "Dislike" - I know this will come as a HUGE shock to y'all, but not too many people like Newt Gingrich. I'll give you a couple minutes to recover from the shock of that particular news item. When Newt's bus broke down in West Hollywood, no one bothered to help. ;D Maysoon Zayid doesn't wanna be a "Ron Paul girl"? Gee, I can't imagine why; at least he didn't say Palestinians were "invented" people! ;D $aint $arah from Wasilla's popularity numbers are in the terlet, too? Oh, I'm SO heart - broken over that! ;D