We are interrupting this WPPR (Pootie Picture Radio) diary with a Breaking Story. Our reporter on the street, Edward R. Purrow, will be reporting.
The scene in Bay City, Michigan is very surreal this evening. At noon eastern, all Michigan television stations began running political commercials nonstop. The hoomin families appear to be hypnotized in front of their TVs watching the hyperbole of Willard Romney, Rick (Rolled) Santorum, and Ron Paul. The streets are empty, and food dishes are not being filled! This reporter hasn't seen as much as a blink from his hoomin family in 7 hours.
Follow us after the pootie tail swirl for an interview with Catpachino, President of the Occupy Bay City Pootie Movement, who has a plan to end the crisis.
ERP: Catpachino, when did you notice something was amiss?
Catpachino: We were expecting our mid morning cheeseburgers to be delivered. When that didn't happen, we went in search of answers. Cat Benatar got all fired up, went home to question her hoomins and realized it was a catastrophy.
Catpachino: None of us could understand what was happening. Hours went by and still no cheeseburgers. Ellery Queen Pootie decided to investigate what was happening and come up with some answers. She figured out the connection between the mindless commercials and the drooling hoomins.
ERP: Have you come up with a plan to fight the stoopid?
Catpachino: At eleven tonight we will take back the television stations. Edward Scissorjaws and Ben Purr will lead the fight. We will go from station to station; city to city if we have to.
Catpachino Once we have the stations in our control, Don Draper Pootie will make sure this never happens again. We will have our supply lines back up by Tuesday evening at the latest.
ERP There we have it. Another disaster averted. But one does wonder if there will be any permanent brain damage from watching all those political commercials.
Update Per Edward R. Purrow. The war of the airwaves has begun! As details are known, we will update the story.
Update The war is over. The Pooties have overcome(did you doubt). Life is returning to normal in all parts of Michigan.