If you've been following the news lately, you've probably heard that Republicans are using state legislatures to humiliate and sexually assault women.
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In this era of quickly organized protests, I'm wondering if it's time to confront these sexually deviant Republicans with baseball bats. Should we organize a Million Baseball Bat March on Virginia, Pennsylvania and Washington to demonstrate the displeasure that normal men have for legislated sexual molestation of women?
The theory is that Republicans are acting as bullies because the public so far has allowed it. One of the best ways to stop a bully is to confront them. The baseball bat? Well, you can ignore the baseball bat. It's unimportant. Forget about it. I like baseball, don't you?
Frankly, I'm not sure it would work. I don't even know if I have an old baseball bat around the house, much less that I could swing it hard enough to break every window in a Republican legislator's car. As for confronting the police, I wouldn't dream of it, unless there were 999,999 guys in front of me, all wielding baseball bats. By then, I assume all the windows would be busted already, so I might not even need to swing mine.
Though experiment: If a million men with a million baseball bats broke every window of every car within a block of the capitals of Virginia and Pennsylvania, would Republican legislators get the point? Would they understand that normal men don't like it when sexual deviants write twisted laws that humiliate and molest women? I'm not sure Republican legislators are smart enough to get the point. As we've all seen, these are not just bullies, these are stump-dumb idiots. Maybe they would think we were protesting last year's World Series. After all, everybody but Cardinals fans were pretty upset last year.
Still, I think that legislating the sexual molestation of women transcends baseball, even for serious baseball fans.
What do you think? Is it time for the first MBBM, or will you wait until after your wife, your girlfriend, your daughter or a woman you know tells you how she was molested by her doctor? Tell you one thing: I wouldn't want to be the doctor that stuck a plastic dildo up my girlfriend's vagina just because some perverted Republicans told him to do it.