My Friends in Illinois,
Mitt Romney is on the verge of wrapping this thing up. How about we do our part to give Frothy McFrothenson a leg up in the Illinois primary and see if we can extend this freakshow a little bit longer!
There is no race for Governor or Senator in Illinois this year, and obviously President Obama has no opposition for his nomination. There is not a whole lot of action on the Democratic side of the ballot this year. This is the PERFECT opportunity to unleash Operation Hilarity!
Early voting is available from now until March 15th, or you can go to the polls on election day to pull a Republican ballot and cast your vote for Rick Santorum.
LET'S SPREAD SANTORUM ALL ACROSS THE GREAT STATE OF ILLINOIS!!!!!!!
Here's a link to find your polling place in Illinois: http://www.elections.il.gov/...
Vote early for Santorum, and vote often for Santorum!