Earlier tonight I posted this comment, but then it spoke to me in rhyme - enjoy :)
We hate the gays
We despise Obama
We revile the poor
And contraceptives for your Mama
We abhor the unions
And reject the sick
We fight taxing the wealthy
And give teachers some stick
We'll put children to work,
And abrogate your voting rights.
We'll reapportion your district
And complain about mandated lights.
Women's reproductive rights are ours
And medicaid must surely go
No taxes for corporations,
No limit to setting wages low
No more big Government
And no more non-fundie freaks.
Crush the occupy movement,
Put protesters in hospital for weeks
No health care without cash
The ACA will certainly perish
No pell grants for students,
But pornography we'll relish
No to places of learning
No to science legerdemain
Strip the public education
Teach everyone to simply abstain
No to single fathers
No to single moms
Curse the same-sex parents
Bringing Satan to the proms
We hate the Energy Department
We hate the FDA
We'd derail good old Amtrak,
And dismantle the EPA
We'd defund the abortion providers
We'd ignore the harried medical staff
No support for messy women's stuff
At sex education we can only laugh
For we are conservatives,
we proclaim god's eternal love.
Promoting freedom for one and all
Except all of the above