I'm glad that Fox News has determined that it's hoodies that make people suspicious.
Here are a few examples of other suspicious people through history.
This girl looks suspicious.
These two definitely look supicious to me.
Even a hero can look suspicious.
This guy not only looks suspicious, but he MIGHT be a hippie socialist as well.
Look! I can be suspicious just like you!
Suspicious? You betcha.
And these two guys might be the most suspicious of all...
So it goes without saying, that since hoodies are the cause of the suspicion (because Fox News said so!) we need to do the only sane thing - BAN THE HOODIE. A real, patriotic organization would never engage in selling hoo...
Oh.
Well, we can just scrub that little inconvenience from the internets, right?
Good. Carry on, citizens.