I believe mankind might one day get along in harmony if we could just erase the comments section from all websites.
The more I consider the ramifications of my words, suck it.
If you made a Venn Diagram of what I find funny and what could possibly be offensive to somebody, you'd have a circle.
Jessica Simpson named her daughter Maxwell.
In 18 years, she will be in a porno called Maxwell's House.
Guaranteed
I'm not ready to adopt a highway, but a dead end street feels familiar and manageable.
Love is looking at the browser history and not knowing if it was you or her because you're both into the same kinky shit.
We get it, ladies with Louis Vuitton bags. At one point in time, you had $1,500.
I wish I could un-Google some stuff.