If you read between Ted Nugent's very fuzzy lines, he's really just a mis-understood patriot.
Because "actually" Uncle Ted, along with the help of Raider Mitt, are the only ones (in their estimations) standing up for the 1st and 2nd Amendments:
Ted Nugent: Bearing Arms, Cranking Up the Controversy
by Jay Root, TexasTribune.org -- May 4, 2012
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“On stage, I will say what I damn well please,” he said in an interview this week. “I will not be silenced.”
But that does not mean everyone wants to hear it. Shortly after he made the Obama re-election comment, the U.S. Army, cited the inflammatory statements in canceling a summer concert appearance the Detroit native had scheduled at Fort Knox.
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“If Obama is elected, I will either be dead or in jail because I’m on his enemies list,” Nugent said, repeating the line that drew Secret Service scrutiny. “If they come and get my guns and if they come to take my property, I will either be dead or in jail. Do you really find any ambiguity in that?”
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Charming, ain't he?
When is the Willard-Teddie Road Show going to start their tour ... ?
Self-described "puppy dog" Ted Nugent, says he's gotten the Romney green light -- even after acting like a mindless jack-ass militant thug, at a recent high profile NRA event.
Ted Nugent: Romney Camp 'Expressed Support' After Controversial Comments on Obama
by Amy Bingham, ABCNews -- May 4, 2012
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"It was adorable," Nugent said of the Secret Service meeting, which took place in an Oklahoma hotel room prior to his concert there in late April. "They did their job perfectly, I answered the questions perfectly."
Despite calling Obama and members of his administration "criminals" and calling on conservatives to "chop their heads off in November," Nugent maintained that he never threatened anyone.
"Couldn't. wouldn't. I wouldn't waste a breath threatening someone." Nugent said. "I feel sorry for liberals who can be that brain dead as to take a statement of fear on my part and turn it into a threat on someone else."
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"I'm almost like a little puppy dog compared to these monsters," Nugent said, adding that "the left hates me" because "I promote the right to self defense."
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Ahh No. The Left "hates you" Ted because of
your hate speech, and not-so-clever veiled incitements to violence. You never know who's listening Ted,
or maybe you do ... ?
As a member of the Left, I'd really rather just let "sleeping dogs lie" ... and lie, and LIE,
-- BUT I really want to see that Willard-Teddie tag team out on the Campaign trail. I think Ted should join the Romney campaign brain-trust -- that would be a 'game changer', eh?
Puppy Dog Ted (Seamus II ?) could really help make Mitt "connect the people" -- well at least with their ever-shrinking Palin-base.
Afterall, who can resist "little puppy dogs" ... especially when they never stop yapping ... and Yapping, and YAPPING!