"And it's about time somebody thanked me for giving that kid a free haircut." (Tim Shaffer/Reuters)
Poor Willard:
"If I'm fortunate enough to become president, I will not do what this president is doing," Romney said. "I don't care what the circumstance is. I am not going to divide America and spend my time attacking any one group of Americans... It's gotten way too hot, way too vicious, frankly, on both sides of the aisle."
Yeah, and things have gotten so vicious that they're even attacking Mitt Romney for being a bully in high school. I mean, if you can't even give a kid a free haircut without getting attacked for it, what is America coming to?
P.S.: Can you imagine how nasty the ads would be if Mitt Romney were running against himself?