I love the Saturday Hate Mail-a-Palooza, but when I checked out Henry Hill's website (the hero of Goodfellas died today) I realized I have lived a sheltered life. Part of Hill's site is called "Threat of the Week." Gaze upon such work as this, ye hate mailers, and despair:
I fucked your mom you fucking pig shit eating, dog fucking, ass raping, >piss drinking, ass fingering, dick sucking, man tit licking, ball hair >shaving, cock sweat drinking, vagina hating, ass pirating, horse cum >guzzling, sheep rooting, uncle fucking peter puffing grab asstic piece of >amphibian shit eating mother fucker! You are a jap scat loving, little boy >raping, playground drug dealing, gay midget porn liking, throbbing cock >munching Yankee gay man whore! > >Eat shit and then and wash it down with a tall glass of piss.
Would someone please alert our hate mailers that they should seek out the author of
the above passage, as his (or her) gifts and accomplishments suggest considerable room for improvement on their part.