...unfortunately said tex returns are from the years 1953-1965, when Mittens was 6-18.
Still, there ARE some interesting revelations.
For example...
In 1954, Young Willard Romney took the little known wet nurse exemption, which meant that instead of having to pay the standard 32% tax on his golden spoon... he only had to pay 10%. To offset this exemption, you'll remember Congress passed LMLTOPP (AKA the "Lets Make Life Tougher On Poor People Act") wherein parents were penalized 12% if their children could not tell the difference between caviar and fish eggs.
In 1956, we learn Mitt Romney earned 6.2 Million Dollars from a neighborhood lemonade stand. Interestingly enough that lemonade stand was outsourced to India (it became simply a call center) but we cannot blame Mr. Romney since we know he had absolutely no dealings with the operating... having left the block to go bully some kid into cutting his hair.
In 1957 Mittens returns shows he purchased the tree house of his best friend Roger "Softy Pants" Howard. Mittens then demo'd the tree house... sold off the parts for a substantial profit... and left the neighborhood kids a cardboard box.
(Interestingly, by accessing police records from this same time period, we also learn that Mitt subsequently had this box condemned and the children arrested for vagrancy.)
In 1959 Mitt had his piggy bank flown to the Cayman Islands. Incidentally, the Piggy Back was fashioned of 50% gold and 50% the hopes and dreams of the middle class.
In 1961 Romney wrote off a family trip to Kenya as a business expense. The memo attached to the receipts lists "Barack Obama's birth" as the reason for the trip.
Donald Trump and Sheriff Joe Arpaio have called for a full investigation.
Finally, Mr. Romney's 1964 Tax returns show that he gave close to one million dollars to various charitable organizations.
Unfortunately his 1965 tax returns show that he flip flopped, taking back those contributions (retroactively), and that he introduced legislation (in the student council) giving tax breaks for polo equipment, advanced education in classical dressage.
Ironically, a vast majority of historians agree that it was the Classical Dressage Exemption that fueled the Gay Rights Movement in the early 60's.