The mega corporate poultry producer Beekes and Hass has recalled all of its poultry production for the last 60 days. Beekes and Hass are the parent corporation of all five suppliers of chicken to Chick-fil-a. The contamination is a fungivirus called Maleavis that leaves toxins in the meat that can not be cooked out.
From the Boones Farm Daily Holler
The lines surrounding Chick-fil-a here in Whitetown started at the registers but those lines quickly diverted to the restrooms as the toxins in the poultry took their toll on those empty bellies. By 12:15 pm the restaurant had to close due to the overload to their sewage system and some of the more severely affected being carted off in the ambulance to recover at Crusty Reb General Hospital on Lee street. Mrs. Whittrish from Gov. Wallace Lane said she had brought her children to the drive through and by the time they had reached home the back seat of the car looked and smelled like a loaded diaper. Fortunately her unemployed husband was home and he quickly cleaned up the children and the car with his new pressure washer he got with his Obamacare rebate.
The Centers for Dietary Control (CDC) Recommends those that are suffering from this toxin to refrain from alcohol and sex as well as any activity that requires cognitive activity such as walking, talking, writing, breathing, or voting. They should also refrain from eating ANY animal products for the next year to assure the malady will not return.