The #sekritarmy has been accused of being evil.
But we are just like you.
As long as you remember one simple rule.
Our background is one of mystery.
But we feel we are often misunderstood.
After all, we deal with problems quickly.
And our taste is impeccable.
There is no reason to be afraid.
Our community is open and transparent.
We are well traveled.
Sophisticated...
And you have to admit, we are always cute.
So join us....