We've only been on Mars 10 minutes, but we've already learned that marriage there is defined as the union between one man and one Flurgbug.
This is exactly what Rick Santorum was worried about.
Apparently "Mars Has Talent" was NOT a hit and was canceled after three episodes.
Based on the photos... it's now apparent that Mars is really my cat box.
At work, I have a panic screen filled with porn just in case someone comes in here and catches me watching space.
Since only Men are from Mars, we fully expect to find the surface covered with gay bars. In a decade... we'll go to Venus... for the lesbians.
It's been reported that three separate JPL engineers have the exact same tattoo on their lower backs, "If you can read this... give me back my 18 sided die."
Sadly, Curiosity was just pulled over on suspicion of a DUI. Does anyone have 3.5 million Krlutats to get it bailed out?
In an alternate universe Senate Republicans decided to filibuster the landing, causing Curiosity to be stuck in committee.
The sign says you must be THIS high to ride Mars.
How is it we can predict, within the minute, when something will land on Mars, but we need a two hour window to fix our cable?
Michelle Bachman is worried that Marvin The Martian may be a muslim. Also, the lack of martian churches... requires us to declare war.
Sadly, two of the JPL engineers were sent home because they did not have the proper form of voter identification.
Martian convenience stores (which are open 24/686.98) only stock Earth Bars.
Mitt Romney has just issued a statement. He is pro Mars... but in an Anti-Mars way.
The Baskin Robbins on Mars has 6,934 flavors. Next door... are two Starbucks.
Remember when the "church" knew that Galileo was as a "clueless asshole"? I DO!