So Stupid It Hurts
In June, General Mills came out in opposition to the constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage in Minnesota. The bigots weren't going to take it lying down (or in any other position for that matter), so they decided to hold protests at General Mills headquarters in Golden Valley, MN. The protests were a failure as very few people actually turned up.
Since nobody is paying much attention to them, they thought it would be a good idea to stage a bigger, more epic fail publicity stunt.
That's where the problems began.
First, they found the perfect protester. Yes, that's right. They found the guy who fails the hardest at repressing his homosexuality.
Second, they dress him in a pink shirt to accentuate his flaming tendencies.
Third, they decided to burn a box of Cheerios. Had any of these morans been paying attention, they might have known we're in a bit of a drought. And, fourth, they didn't notice how strongly the wind was blowing.
Y'all know where this is going:
(h/t City Pages)
Yup. That's right. That's called attempted arson.