As you may have heard, Congressman Mike Kelly recently compared women gaining access to contraception to 9/11 and Pearl Harbor.
To celebrate his declaration, we created this ad. Enjoy.
Here is a transcript for those without sound and video:
MUSIC "Fanfare For The Common Man" PLAYS
Pearl Harbor, 9-11-2001 and now 8-1-2012.
Yes, according to Congressman Mike Kelly August 1st 2012 is just like Pearl Harbor and 9-11.
A day that will live in infamy because birth control is now available to women without a co-pay.
And just like Pearl Harbor and 9-11 we must promise never to forget the victims.
I forget... who are the victims here?
Oh, yes. Freedom. Freedom is the victim. And uhhh... liberty... the freedom of men who think that vaginas are evil. The liberty of men that women on birth control are dirty, dirty sluts.
So let us now have a moment of silence for those brave men who have the courage to openly hate and repress women.
Thank you.
And as a thank you all victims of 8-11-2012 will receive...
MUSIC "The Chicken Dance" PLAYS
2 for 1 chicken sandwiches at Chick-Fil-A!!!
You hate women! We hate gays! But EVERYONE loves chicken!
FADE OUT