"It's not how many times a man fails, but how many times he effectively covers it up and/or blames other people." Sun Tzu
"Ann Romney’s horse Rafalca will not make gold, silver or bronze. She will make an excellent pomade for Mitt's hair." Harry Reid
"I think the only reason there’s a holy communion in the Catholic Church is because they want to wine and dine you before they fuck you." Osama Bin Laden
"People love calling themselves crazy until you take away their shoe laces." Sigmund Freud
"A solitary synchronized swimmer is just a fucking lunatic." Bob Costas
"Did we really understand love before 80s power ballads?" Michael Stipe
"The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air taught us the importance of teasing butlers." Donald Trump
"Sometimes you gotta walk a roll of toilet paper out to the back yard to remind those tree motherfuckers what you wipe your ass with." Al Gore
"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. (Turns out we were right, yes?)" Barack Obama